Ross Douthat:

Weiner famously aspired to be mayor of New York. Rumor has it that Eliot Spitzer does as well. Neither man will probably ever hold that office, but right now Spitzer has a better case than Weiner — because unlike Weiner, when he disgraced himself he actually resigned.

Uh, no. Right now, Ross, Spitzer has a better case than Weiner because Spitzer’s scandal happened three years ago and Weiner’s scandal happened in the past two weeks.